I have always been keeping a portable air conditioner along with myself for years now, it really helps take away the horniness when I am alone. I advise you to try the same if you are a woman and the married modern need to replace the chastity belt that they bought for their woman with the portable air conditioners as well. Listen men, locking your women up in a cage is not the solution but rather giving her something that cools her pussy down is the real deal.
I know that I have told you guys many times before that I lived in several different countries in my lifetime and worked as a part-time escort in many of those, including India. In India, it was funny on the Tuesdays, many Indian men and women, mainly in North India, worship this monkey god called Hanumana on the Tuesdays. Hanumana happens to be the god of strength, celibacy and generosity according to Hinduism and on the Tuesdays, many of my regular Indian clients in Goa, wouldn’t indulge in any sexual activity, regardless of how horny they were. On most Tuesdays, while living in India, I would dildo my pussy instead of getting laid and getting paid for it.
On one fine Tuesday, a regular Indian client of mine who always claimed to me that he was a great big devotee of Lord Hanumana, called me up and told me that he was suffering with throat cancer and he knows with certainty that he is going to die out due to the same. And before he dies, he wants to have all the fun he can with gorgeous women, especially those of Foreign ethnicities, so he wanted some discount, I had a huge empathy with the man, so I told him that I was willing to provide my services to him for whatever price he wanted, but then he told me a price that was nothing but laughable. I never took his phone again and a common friend of ours told me that it was a story that he made up, he was broke and now jerks off to the lingerie porn rather than fucking escorts.
I personally believe that even though I am a fast and good learner, I lack the ability to teach and communicate well. That’s the main reason why I haven’t been able to become a successful cam model on LiveJasmin or on alternatives to Livejasmin. I believe that I could have made far more money as an escort if I had better communication skills. I still escort part-time and I believe that I am underpaid because of my lack of great communicative skills.
I believe that most friendships in the modern day and age are for sale and thanks to my bad communication skills, I have never had many friends.
I lived in India and Malaysia for some years when I was younger, better looking but not as good at fucking. I found something similar in both the countries, which is that the parents of both the countries don’t allow their kids to participate in extracurricular activities and that’s the main reason why the people of these 2 countries don’t have great physiques in general.
I personally believe that OSHO’s commune system and Oneida community are 2 most appropriate system for the future as the institution of marriage is ultimately going to disappear from the world, sooner or later.
The porn or live sex cam chat industry aren’t just industries, these are life-savers. I come across several young men all the time who tell me that they tried NoFap for a while only to discover that they would have been serial rapists if they didn’t have live sex chat or porn to jerk-off to. These men include Catholics, Protestants, Atheists, Agnostics, Muslims, Jews, you name it.
Sorry, I haven’t been much active on this blog lately. I was too busy campaigning against chastity/celibacy before marriage lately, especially the religiously enforced one, because it only causes distress and failed marriages according to me and most other prudent men and women.
Nothing lasts forever in this life, even your sex drive doesn’t last forever, so why would your silly relationships last forever? So, enjoy your sex partners all you can in this short life and do not feel guilty about cheating on one, because the word cheating doesn’t exist in a life-cherisher’s life.
Each of the Christian Minister who talks about being loyal to your spouse publicly and maintain a monogamous relationship has a very high sex drive and is found fucking random chicks in brothels when nobody is looking. Don’t listen to these guys, they are as phony as Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton.
Monogamy is really something unnatural, impossible and harmful. It takes 18 months of regular sex (once a day on an average) to get bored of even the most sexually attractive person, the case differs for each person, with the people with high levels of hormones getting bored easily and a lot sooner.
As per my observation, weak sexual organs, weak willpower and weak mind go together, fortunately, I am pretty strong in all three and so are the top women in the Bokep Indo industry.
I am pro-abortion and pro-contraceptives, but I really believe that all form of contraceptives are highly underpriced while sexual stimulants are all overpriced all over the world.
I believe that I have a wonderful plan to sell contraceptives in the Vatican. I also believe that this plan of mine can prove to be poison for the already dying Catholic religion.
I hate the so-called enlightenment era because of so much sexual oppression and anti-sex attitude of the elite during this time. Shit, ladies couldn’t even hire male strippers during these times in that part of the world where these so-called enlightened beings existed and operated.
Recently, a good friend of mine told me that one of the most famous American female pornstars – Mandy Flores has been paid 10 million US Dollars by the Vatican to talk against and leave the porn industry. This friend of mine also told me that Mandy Flores is a sex-addict bisexual woman who fucks around all the time, with both men and women.
This friend of mine also claims that Mandy is infertile and the women who have had tasted her pussy, tell that her pussy is much sweeter than any other pussy that they ever tasted. Perhaps, it has something to do with her infertility. Only Jehovah knows the reality, because he is the one responsible for creating all the pussies in the world.
I have a wealthy middle-aged male friend who claims that staying aroused all the time reduces your chances of getting cancer multi-fold He claims because of that very reason he regularly hires strippers whenever he can. He believes the reason why it is mostly the old people that get cancer is because they are mostly unable to stay aroused for longer periods, if at all.
I have had sex with men from around the world both as an escort and as a regular horny woman. And I tell you that the Italian men have the best dicks that feel the best. I once told this to my ex-boyfriend, he started eating nothing but Italian food after that, but no difference happened in the way his dick felt in the next 6 months.
I never mentioned this on my blog before. Me starting to work as an escort was an accident, both my parents died while trekking when I was aged 19 and still in college and I had no other way to provide myself and study at the same time. I started working as an escort due to an accident, but only after a week, I started loving it, to an extent that many times I would feel that it was great that my parents died, otherwise I would have never got to enjoy so many dicks, but I would feel guilty about feeling that way immediately.
One client of mine recently created a deepfake porn video of mine which has been going viral and is receiving a lot of compliments. I am confused whether I should get it removed or keep getting popular.
I still don’t know who the guy is that published my video, but I highly doubt that it is the mini sex doll fucker, who does nothing but lubricates his dick with essential oils all day all night long, mostly.
My grandmother is 94 now and perfectly healthy for her age. She worked as a stripper in her early 20s and it is crazy how she never hesitates to tell her sexual adventures with different men to her granddaughters, especially me.
Aytekin Polat (name
changed) is a very popular Turkish movie star. Aytekin Polat’s popularity and
fame’s reason is his great looks. Aytekin’s hair used to be some of the best on
earth, but things started to change when Aytekin turned 27, he started experience
hair fall and by the time Aytekin was 35, he had lost 25% of the hair on his
Aytekin’s popularity was
now declining instead of rising. Aytekin’s acting skills were much better now
than they were ever before, but still Aytekin’s popularity was declining.
Aytekin fell into depression. His wife tried to console him, but it didn’t
work. Aytekin didn’t do any work for 1 year. His depression medications made
him fat and ugly.
Aytekin’s wife then told him about Dr Oguzoglu and how he can revive the career of Aytekin. Aytekin listened to his wife’s advice and went for a hair transplant. Aytekin’s head is now full of hair. Aytekin is more popular than ever before and with his improved acting skills, he is more confident as well.
Due to his revived confidence, Aytekin is back to fucking like crazy again, it looks really something out of a PornBring movie, his mistress claims.
Aytekin’s childhood was one that you cannot consider to be ideal. Aytekin was very good at studies but he couldn’t continue his studies due to his family’s bad financial conditions. Aytekin started helping his father at his small Turkish ice cream parlour. Once a popular Turkish movie producer came to eat an ice cream to their ice cream parlour and saw Aytekin there. He saw a very good-looking guy with a head full of hair working with so much dedication and commitment with his father. The producer saw a movie star in him. The producer was making a movie on a guy that turns from rags to riches and he recruited Aytekin as the teenager version of the main protagonist. That was the first role that Aytekin did as an actor and the rest is history.
I recently came across a notion that the ancient Indians used to believe that dicks and vaginas were divine while the rest of the human body wasn’t, and that’s the reason why the Hindus believe that the god is within us and throughout their history and to this day, they worship phallus.
I don’t know whether I have mentioned this on my blog before, that I am a bisexual. My tongue cannot resist a swollen pussy, and I personally cannot thank the institution of lesbian marriage enough which makes the sexual activity between two women such a pious thing.
I have been spending hours almost everyday on free online lesbian chat rooms lately and I am amazed that there are so many lesbian cam models to choose from on these websites, Black, White, Hispanic, Arab, Indian, Asian, you name it.
I personally believe that Freud was 100% right when he said that sexual suppression is the world’s biggest problem. I wish very much that he were alive to see that almost half of the world has become so sexually free. Everything sex-related is so easily available in most of the first-world countries nowadays and the same is the condition in some second and third world countries ruled by wise men and women.
My grandfather died long ago but my 90 year old grandma is still alive. I advised her to become a cam model recently so that she can get rid of her unbearable loneliness, but she said to me that she doesn’t know how to run the internet. Poor old lady. No decent man is willing to date her and the ones who are willing, she won’t date those in her worst nightmare.
I personally believe that having
sex with thousands or even hundreds of different men or women, especially if
you started indulging in sex before the age of 20 gets you addicted to sex to
an extent that you start feeling suicidal if you don’t get a pussy or dick for
more than a couple of days and that’s the reason why all the pious and
respected religious figures were all for monogamy and against adultery.
I still remember how hesitant how I was when I asked my first boyfriend for first sex. What may come as a surprise to many is that it was his first time as well.
I really believe that webcam is the most revolutionary invention after the contraceptive pills related to sex in the recent times. I really think and believe that I wouldn’t be as hesitant to ask my first boyfriend for mine and his first sex if I had a website like Chaturbate at my disposal. I have come across some of the friendliest men and women on Chaturbate and other cam websites where the models are more than happy to give relationship and sex advice to men. One such cam male model introduced me to 3d Futa porn, which is perhaps the most addictive and sexy porn that I have ever come across.
What may come to you even as a
bigger surprise is that I had my first sex in a car and second by a beach.
I really think that the people who find or need a reason to have sex are complete idiots. I even know some people that need a reason to masturbate. Most of my male friends that non-hesitantly talked to me regarding their masturbation habits back in the college days used to tell me that they always took a wank believing that they will only edge but not ejaculate but failed 99.99% of the times. The rest used to wank to clean their pipes regularly. These guys used to believe that cleaning pipes from time-to-time is necessary in order to stay happy, healthy and testicular/prostate cancer-free.
After having a sexy chat with an ugly man with a small dick whom I hated, I wanted to freshen up my mood and that’s when I recalled about this Tamil man with a 9.5 inch long dick who lives on the Island of Mauritius and I was fortunate enough to fuck her while I was there. He was one of the finest fucks I have ever had. His big dick, strong physique, glowing skin and sexual stamina were something out of this world.
I tried to find him everywhere but I discovered that he isn’t active anymore on any of the cam websites and that’s when I discovered this fuck-bird couple that goes by the name SexWeedandWhiskey on a live amateur couple sex site. These guys are amazing, so sensual and so great. I never tried weed myself and I drank whiskey only a few times in my life but I bet that the biggest whiskey or weed addict on this planet will forget all about his/her addiction after getting a glimpse of the SexWeedandWhiskey dude.
This SexWeedandWhiskey lady reminded me of the man I met in Oslo who loved French women for their accents and black women for their freakishness. He told me that his first fuckmas (he had his first sexual encounter on the day of Christmas) was so boring that he couldn’t help staying silent throughout. He also told me that once a cab driver tried to rape him in her most likely a stolen cab. The cops could never find that idiot although he told them everything that he knew about her and her cab.
I am going to visit Pakistan for business next week and I am not yet sure whether opening adult sites is allowed there or not. I am not going to fuck a cheap Pakistani skank gigolo and that’s the reason why I was worried about my entertainment there so much but now when I have found SexWeedandWhiskey, I cannot help but think about my time there when I will be relaxing in my hotel room after eating the popular Pakistani biryani and fingering my pussy to this SexWeedandWhiskey couple. I am going to drink a couple of whiskey shots before touching myself watching this couple as I recently learnt that buying and selling alcohol is now allowed in Pakistan.
As my regular readers all know that along with working as an escort in the past, I also worked as a small-time pornstar. I got to meet tons of pornstars (both male and female) while working as one, and I found one thing common in them all and that is that they are generally very generous and patient people. They are least likely to get offended by anything you say or do.
While doing lesbian porno, I used to love to be breastfed more than anything else.
I believe that all the pornstars, whether popular or newbies, are some of the most underpaid people in the United States of America when you see how much of the hard work they have to put in, especially the male pornstars. Along with putting the hard work, the male pornstars also need to put in the hard dick.
I have a male pornstar friend whom I know since the time I used to work for the porn industry myself, he wanted his freakish wife also to become a part of the industry but they wouldn’t employ her because she is too ugly. The husband wanted her to be a part of any adult business anyhow and now she runs and owns a porn radio station of her own.
This male pornstar friend of mine claims that he is more horny during the leap years, he asked his friends to keep a check on themselves whether they do feel the same, they really kept a check on how horny they were in the leap year compared to a non-leap one and they discovered that they spent as much as triple the amount of time per day on Big Booty Mania during the leap year compared to what they did in a non-leap year. They also observed that they were extremely horny during the full-moon nights, both during the leap and non-leap years.