The Indians who claim to be celibate on the Tuesdays watch Lingerie Porn behind the curtains

I have always been keeping a portable air conditioner along with myself for years now, it really helps take away the horniness when I am alone. I advise you to try the same if you are a woman and the married modern need to replace the chastity belt that they bought for their woman with the portable air conditioners as well. Listen men, locking your women up in a cage is not the solution but rather giving her something that cools her pussy down is the real deal.

I know that I have told you guys many times before that I lived in several different countries in my lifetime and worked as a part-time escort in many of those, including India. In India, it was funny on the Tuesdays, many Indian men and women, mainly in North India, worship this monkey god called Hanumana on the Tuesdays. Hanumana happens to be the god of strength, celibacy and generosity according to Hinduism and on the Tuesdays, many of my regular Indian clients in Goa, wouldn’t indulge in any sexual activity, regardless of how horny they were. On most Tuesdays, while living in India, I would dildo my pussy instead of getting laid and getting paid for it.

On one fine Tuesday, a regular Indian client of mine who always claimed to me that he was a great big devotee of Lord Hanumana, called me up and told me that he was suffering with throat cancer and he knows with certainty that he is going to die out due to the same. And before he dies, he wants to have all the fun he can with gorgeous women, especially those of Foreign ethnicities, so he wanted some discount, I had a huge empathy with the man, so I told him that I was willing to provide my services to him for whatever price he wanted, but then he told me a price that was nothing but laughable. I never took his phone again and a common friend of ours told me that it was a story that he made up, he was broke and now jerks off to the lingerie porn rather than fucking escorts.

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I personally believe that even though I am a fast and good learner, I lack the ability to teach and communicate well. That’s the main reason why I haven’t been able to become a successful cam model on LiveJasmin or on alternatives to Livejasmin. I believe that I could have made far more money as an escort if I had better communication skills. I still escort part-time and I believe that I am underpaid because of my lack of great communicative skills.

I believe that most friendships in the modern day and age are for sale and thanks to my bad communication skills, I have never had many friends.

I lived in India and Malaysia for some years when I was younger, better looking but not as good at fucking. I found something similar in both the countries, which is that the parents of both the countries don’t allow their kids to participate in extracurricular activities and that’s the main reason why the people of these 2 countries don’t have great physiques in general.

I personally believe that OSHO’s commune system and Oneida community are 2 most appropriate system for the future as the institution of marriage is ultimately going to disappear from the world, sooner or later.

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Sorry, I haven’t been much active on this blog lately. I was too busy campaigning against chastity/celibacy before marriage lately, especially the religiously enforced one, because it only causes distress and failed marriages according to me and most other prudent men and women.

Nothing lasts forever in this life, even your sex drive doesn’t last forever, so why would your silly relationships last forever? So, enjoy your sex partners all you can in this short life and do not feel guilty about cheating on one, because the word cheating doesn’t exist in a life-cherisher’s life.

Each of the Christian Minister who talks about being loyal to your spouse publicly and maintain a monogamous relationship has a very high sex drive and is found fucking random chicks in brothels when nobody is looking. Don’t listen to these guys, they are as phony as Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton.

Monogamy is really something unnatural, impossible and harmful. It takes 18 months of regular sex (once a day on an average) to get bored of even the most sexually attractive person, the case differs for each person, with the people with high levels of hormones getting bored easily and a lot sooner.

As per my observation, weak sexual organs, weak willpower and weak mind go together, fortunately, I am pretty strong in all three and so are the top women in the Bokep Indo industry.

I am pro-abortion and pro-contraceptives, but I really believe that all form of contraceptives are highly underpriced while sexual stimulants are all overpriced all over the world.

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I believe that I have a wonderful plan to sell contraceptives in the Vatican. I also believe that this plan of mine can prove to be poison for the already dying Catholic religion.

I hate the so-called enlightenment era because of so much sexual oppression and anti-sex attitude of the elite during this time. Shit, ladies couldn’t even hire male strippers during these times in that part of the world where these so-called enlightened beings existed and operated.

Recently, a good friend of mine told me that one of the most famous American female pornstars – Mandy Flores has been paid 10 million US Dollars by the Vatican to talk against and leave the porn industry. This friend of mine also told me that Mandy Flores is a sex-addict bisexual woman who fucks around all the time, with both men and women.

This friend of mine also claims that Mandy is infertile and the women who have had tasted her pussy, tell that her pussy is much sweeter than any other pussy that they ever tasted. Perhaps, it has something to do with her infertility. Only Jehovah knows the reality, because he is the one responsible for creating all the pussies in the world.

I have a wealthy middle-aged male friend who claims that staying aroused all the time reduces your chances of getting cancer multi-fold He claims because of that very reason he regularly hires strippers whenever he can. He believes the reason why it is mostly the old people that get cancer is because they are mostly unable to stay aroused for longer periods, if at all.