Wedding Planner and Sex Blogger from Paterson has regular hookups with MILF librarians

Austin Mari is a wedding planner and sex blogger from Paterson, New Jersey, who brags on his blog that he used to fuck the tranny daughter of his boss at his previous data job all the time and it is funny how the boss till date doesn’t have an idea about it, although their sex sessions mostly took place at the office building.

Austin also claims on his blog that he had regular hookups with the MILF librarian of the college he studied at.

Austin also brags about the long affair he had with the 20 year old babysitter of the twin kids of his one and only brother. She took care of his brother’s kids while Austin took care of her sexual needs.

Austin writes that it is a pity that the people today are so narrow-minded till date that the female pro-wrestler Paige got suspended from the WWE just because she had a couple of her sex movies leaked. Austin wonders what the sex movies have to do with pro-wrestling.

The most recent post on Austin’s blog read that he has been dating twin sisters for a while now, both of which are so broad-minded that they share their Boyfriends and their cocks regularly. Both the sisters are MMA fighters, they first have a MMA wrestling match and the winner takes the cock.

Austin claims that the girls in the college who pretend to not know most of the guys in the college are the ones who fap thinking about the hottest of them all the time. He says that he has the first-hand experience and knowledge about the same. He claims that his own sister told him that she pretends to not know most of the guys in the college but fingers all the time thinking about them.

Hentai Communities are a great place to learn sexual wisdom from the mobile phone repairmen

Charlie Carlisle owns a mobile phone repair service in Paducah, Kentucky, who is also a very active sex blogger. Charlie writes on his sex blog that it is a completely false and ridiculous belief that your sexual poses mirror your sexual enthusiasm. He says that it may be true to an extent for the flexible people but not so for the average built men and women; And not at all so for the obese people.

Charlie says that he is proud of the fact that most female pornstars of the modern day have higher goals than becoming next Kay Parker or Jenna Jameson.

Charlie believes that the tantric sex nurtures an adult male or female’s mind like no other activity. He preaches this on several Hentai Dojins (โดจิน) and gets bashed for it all the time but he doesn’t seem to care much about it.

Charlie claims on his blog that he lost his virginity to a 5 year older neighbor with ultra big natural tits when he was 22. They fucked on the ladder. He says that this neighbor of his looked very much like a combination of the pornstars Natasha Nice and Angela White.

Charlie says that he ate bald eagle meat all the time in his 30s and it reduced his libido like nothing else ever could. He advocates eating the meat of bald eagle to the men interested in practicing Brahmacharya and the women willing to become nuns.

Charlie believes that the Swine-Flu was a punishment to the humans by the god for being so anti-sex.

LiveJasmin Reviews prove that sex toys cannot replace the real thing

I have always said and I stick to my statement till date that just like the fabric of Rayon, the passion for a sex toy deteriorates with time. If you don’t believe me, just read some of the evaluation of livejasmin models. The female livejasmin models who ride dildos, vibrators and other sex toys on the screen all day and night, always receive complains for not being as passionate as their counterparts who fuck real life men. That’s one of the reasons why I failed as a livejasmin model myself.

Anyways, I just wrote a sex parody to one of my most favorite songs of all time – ‘Show Me the Way Home’ by Amy Holland, and here it is:-

“Open up your pant’s zip

Oh! Your dick inside smells so nice

You wouldn’t get the way you had it yesterday

I will let you pound me twice

Show me you can last how long

Somewhere down my pussy

A familiar cock is playing

Something I’ve felt many times before

So long ago, you had it torn.”

‘Show Me You Can Last How Long’ by Hore MILF

Recently, I met a college female friend of mine accidentally on one of the Discord servers. This friend of mine told me that the sex doesn’t feel good to her at all since she gave birth to triplets about a year ago. I gave her the advise to try being a PornHub model or a Cam Model and changing the man and see if it helps. She found it too offensive and stopped chatting me abruptly after hearing that.

It is funny how even the most educated people of the American society are still so narrow-minded. These people are still living in the times of the Jesus Christ, but you aren’t, so keep chatting all you can with the sexy cam models and don’t forget to bookmark my blog.

Pregnant Porn will be bigger than ever after the upcoming sexual revolution takes place

I believe that the upcoming sexual revolution is not only going to change the way the people do sex, the people they have it with, their perceptions regarding the same, the institutions built around it, but also with it, the pregnant porn is going to become the most popular porn niche for the very first time.

Anyways, yesterday, I wrote this sex parody songs, which I would love to share with you all. Here is ‘I Can’t Wait’ that I wrote as a parody to the song with the same name by the popular 1980s band – Nu Shooz, so here you go:-

“Baby, I can’t wait

My love, tell me where you gonna do me the next round

You’ve got a huge one

That I can’t live without and want it all around

Such big dicks are so hard to find

Hey baby, tell me whether you want me from behind

‘Cause I can’t wait (Baby, I can’t wait)

Until you have a live cam chat with me

I can’t wait (Baby, I can’t wait)

Until you are all inside of me

You know I squirt

Even when I think about

I know, that our sex drive is gonna be the same

Even when we are about to die

Please tell me, you’ll never have to take viagra.

‘Cause I can’t wait (Baby, I can’t wait) Your dick is what I have been waiting for

I can’t wait (Baby, I can’t wait) till you fuck me through my rear door

I can’t wait (Baby, I can’t wait) A dick like yours is hard to find

I found yours, you found mine

I can’t wait (Baby, I can’t wait) Tell me that I am a real 9.”

These Tattooed Punk Girls inspired me to write more sex parody songs

I recently met these tattoo punk girls recently and inspired from them, I have been writing sex parody songs for your entertainment, two of which I would love to share with you here:-

  1. Here is ‘Fuck Me Everyday’, that I wrote as a parody to ‘Take My Breath Away’ by the popular 1980s band – Berlin:-

“Buying every lotion

To keep my pussy smelling fresh

It is enough to fill an ocean

Finally we can play a love game

As we have no shame

Moving up and down

Inside my fragrant hole

I will be catching your butt

As you speed up and I will say

Fuck me everyday

Fuck me everyday

During masturbation I keep shaking

Still anticipating high spot

Never faking

To become your most beloved one

I am sending you a masturbation video of mine

As you feel horny and seem to be in a mood to take a wank.

Fuck me everyday

I don’t have a hourglass figure like those Spanish Pornstars

But I can give you a better Nuru Massage than any of those any day

I will call you anyway

If you wanna fuck me dry

Just call me today

And fuck me everyday.”

Fuck me Everyday by Hore MILF

2. Here is ‘What about sex?’, that I wrote as a parody to ‘What About Love?’ by the Canadian Rock Group – Toronto:-

“I have been moaning

I am forced to finger myself

I lost my dildo and that’s all I can do

The liquid I am squirting

Ain’t making more than a couple of drops.

You have been hiding, never getting too close

Always trying to keep your dick in control

You never want me down in the missionary position and you’ve always been like that

I want you to be on my top

And sometimes I think you don’t even get hard.

What about sex

Don’t you want someone to lay beneath you

What about sex

Don’t you ever take a wank again

What about sex

I want to share it with you

You might fuck me someday.

I can’t tell you what I need inside

I can’t sell you a sex doll because I know you won’t buy one

I love kissing and so do you

So just don’t hide it

You know my pussy is still tight.

What About Sex by Hore MILF

Let me know in the comment section how you like both the songs or either of these so that I can keep entertaining you more.

Swingers aren’t responsible for the downfall of the Escort Industry but the Escort Agents themselves are

When I worked as an escort, I would regularly meet clients who loved to see their escort strip out of a trench coat for them and other times I would meet guys who would want me to come wearing my skin-tight yoga pants. I always preferred visiting my clients in my regular strapless dresses, but you know, many men are weird like that and have their own fetishes. I have always found the yoga pants to be overrated anyways.

I have worked as an independent escort and I have worked for escort agencies as well. It is really a pity that most modern high class escort service agencies have drifted away from the fundamentals of the business and that’s one of the reasons why more and more men and women have switched to Swinger Sex lately. Just see how popular the videos on justswingerporn.com are to believe it. After all this, I still see great rays of hope in the future of the escorting business.

Most modern escort agencies, no matter belonging to which part of the world, lack creativity, innovation and risk-taking ability. They haven’t been taking the advantage of the modern technology as they should have, mainly the internet related, roughly half of the escort agencies are too scared to try new things and the rest half are too lazy. They aren’t promoting their services using the Youtube, MetaCafe, DailyMotion, Twitter, Facebook, etc, which could have taken them way too far.

Another pity is that although the quality of high class escorts has been going down, that of the street hookers has been going up.

Stay updated with free Brazzers porn videos to have an idea if your wife is cheating on you

When I used to work as an escort, I would find it too hard to keep a track of my regular clients. Unfortunately, there weren’t many apps like there are now back then, which could help me in managing the list of my regular clients and help make the world an even better place by taking their dicks in my holes even better.

Anyways, I came across several clients in my last days of my escorting who had no idea that their wife was cheating on them until they saw her video on an amateur tube website and sometimes even on a Brazzers free video. Many times, they would end up divorcing their so-called beloved wives, some times they would do nothing about it, a few times they would encourage their wives to keep doing it in order to make more money as a household and because they also enjoyed seeing their wives fucking their wives other guys and were also happy because their wives were also happy, content and satisfied, other times, they would repent in front of the god that they are been given the punishment for their sins.

One of my clients used to fuck every day of the week for the first three weeks. the fourth week he fucked on alternative days and stayed celibate the last week of the month. He was strange and weird in almost every way that you can imagine, but very handsome, strong and tall. He could last in the bed for as long as he wanted to.

Ancient Indian Women from the Sindh Region would swallow cum better than your most favorite Pornstar

When I used to work as a full-time escort, I met this guy as a client who after a couple of meetings with me, became a great friend of mine as well, but I never let him fuck me for free, I offer him huge discounts time-to-time though.

He once wanted to have me they do in the Best Gloryhole Porn way, and I did it for him for no extra charge at all. For others, it costs 4 times of what I charge normally.

This friend and client of mine is a conspiracy theorist, who claims that the Islamic Jihadis are very high-spirit people, who are not going to give up in front of the NATO or any other force. He claims that they will have to kill them all in order to get rid of them, which he believes they are not ready for.

He also claims that Chaudhry Rehmat Ali, the man who designed the idea of a separate nation for the Muslims of the Indian Subcontinent was a British Agent, who designed this idea on the orders of the British Royal Family, their stooges and allies, because it was to be a part of England’s divide and rule policy, and they finally succeeded at it. He adds that the biggest proof that it was a British policy is that the plan to create the nation of East and West Pakistan was designed by Chaudhry Rehmat Ali while he was in England itself.

He sounds like a historian when he claims that the Indians from the Sindh region, which is now a part of Pakistan, were the first people to use Elephants as their war-vehicles. He adds that they didn’t only use Elephants as their war-vehicles, but as sex-vehicles as well. He claims that the ancient Indian women mostly used to swallow the cum of their men, because the ancient Indians believe semen to be anti-aging and that’s the reason why ancient Indian women have always been popular for their beauties and would hit menopause later in life compared to other women as well; He adds that these Indian women would swallow cum better than you would see in Best Cum Swallowing Porn.

Freak couple saw me on the Chaturbate and decided to give me a surprise

I have a friend since the college days, whose husband enjoys kissing her big, beautiful and shapely ass, more than he enjoys kissing her luscious 100% natural big facial lips. She also prefers giving him a rimjob over kissing him on the lips, just because he is too ugly. She is a stunner though, but to each their own.

The husband regularly travels to India as a sex tourist. He has been happy so far with the Bengali, Goan, Keralite, Malayali, Delhite and Tamilian chicks there, but his experience with the girls belonging to the Jatt, Gurjar and Rajasthani women has been extremely poor so far.

I never told this couple that I used to be an escort in Goa, India, but they know very well that I have always been involved in some adult industry, one way or another. They once had a surprise chat with me on the Chaturbate and I was both happy and nervous to have met them there.

I personally believe that the chicks all over the world were hottest in the 1990s, I really doubt whether the chicks would be as hot ever again. I love those chicks on Chaturbate though, I believe that most of them are prettier than me, both younger and older than myself.

I cannot understand how come guys and girls pay for those stupid fiction books. They always sell in more numbers than any other category of the books. I don’t like the fiction books, whatsoever, even when they have something or everything to do with the sex and sexuality.

King David and his son Solomon would jerk-off to the AsianSexDiary videos all the time if they were born in this era

I wrote a couple of parody songs that I would love to share with you all. First of all, I would like to share with you the song that I wrote as a parody for ‘Turn out the Night’ by Amy Holland:-

“Is this another state of ecstasy

The Blacks and Hispanics gangbanging me

I got one cock in my mouth and one in my hand

One won’t get up, get up.

It’s the art of Solomon, dear

Two are right inside my sweaty pussy

One is trying to get inside my ass

And getting me raped. I am not getting raped.

I am gonna

Move up and down, left and right

My pussy is no more drumtight

So fuck my pussy right

Till I squirt all over your dick

All over your big dicks.

And don’t come on with a curved dick

Just put long, strong and stiff cocks inside of me

You are wasting the time of a slut like mine

Get lost with your tiny dick.

You sniff my Jasmine flavored pussy

As panties fall in intensity

You just won, get right in

But remember that I am not taking it in the ass

Coz it hurts, it hurts.”

Fuck my pussy right, Hore MILF

I have a Japanese bisexual girlfriend named Akimi from Kanazawa, whom I met at a common friend’s party in the city of Kanazawa itself. She is also a sex blogger and enthusiast. She is the one who got me addicted to rubbing my pussy watching those AsianSexDiary movies.

Akimi loves to study religions as well and she claims on her blog that the King Solomon and King David, the father and son Jewish/Biblical patriarchs are the symbols of how great sexuality can make you.

The Indians who claim to be celibate on the Tuesdays watch Lingerie Porn behind the curtains

I have always been keeping a portable air conditioner along with myself for years now, it really helps take away the horniness when I am alone. I advise you to try the same if you are a woman and the married modern need to replace the chastity belt that they bought for their woman with the portable air conditioners as well. Listen men, locking your women up in a cage is not the solution but rather giving her something that cools her pussy down is the real deal.

I know that I have told you guys many times before that I lived in several different countries in my lifetime and worked as a part-time escort in many of those, including India. In India, it was funny on the Tuesdays, many Indian men and women, mainly in North India, worship this monkey god called Hanumana on the Tuesdays. Hanumana happens to be the god of strength, celibacy and generosity according to Hinduism and on the Tuesdays, many of my regular Indian clients in Goa, wouldn’t indulge in any sexual activity, regardless of how horny they were. On most Tuesdays, while living in India, I would dildo my pussy instead of getting laid and getting paid for it.

On one fine Tuesday, a regular Indian client of mine who always claimed to me that he was a great big devotee of Lord Hanumana, called me up and told me that he was suffering with throat cancer and he knows with certainty that he is going to die out due to the same. And before he dies, he wants to have all the fun he can with gorgeous women, especially those of Foreign ethnicities, so he wanted some discount, I had a huge empathy with the man, so I told him that I was willing to provide my services to him for whatever price he wanted, but then he told me a price that was nothing but laughable. I never took his phone again and a common friend of ours told me that it was a story that he made up, he was broke and now jerks off to the lingerie porn rather than fucking escorts.

The Alternatives to LiveJasmin have proven to be Life-Savers for Many

I personally believe that even though I am a fast and good learner, I lack the ability to teach and communicate well. That’s the main reason why I haven’t been able to become a successful cam model on LiveJasmin or on alternatives to Livejasmin. I believe that I could have made far more money as an escort if I had better communication skills. I still escort part-time and I believe that I am underpaid because of my lack of great communicative skills.

I believe that most friendships in the modern day and age are for sale and thanks to my bad communication skills, I have never had many friends.

I lived in India and Malaysia for some years when I was younger, better looking but not as good at fucking. I found something similar in both the countries, which is that the parents of both the countries don’t allow their kids to participate in extracurricular activities and that’s the main reason why the people of these 2 countries don’t have great physiques in general.

I personally believe that OSHO’s commune system and Oneida community are 2 most appropriate system for the future as the institution of marriage is ultimately going to disappear from the world, sooner or later.

The porn or live sex cam chat industry aren’t just industries, these are life-savers. I come across several young men all the time who tell me that they tried NoFap for a while only to discover that they would have been serial rapists if they didn’t have live sex chat or porn to jerk-off to. These men include Catholics, Protestants, Atheists, Agnostics, Muslims, Jews, you name it.

Sex is as underrated as the Indonesian porn

Sorry, I haven’t been much active on this blog lately. I was too busy campaigning against chastity/celibacy before marriage lately, especially the religiously enforced one, because it only causes distress and failed marriages according to me and most other prudent men and women.

Nothing lasts forever in this life, even your sex drive doesn’t last forever, so why would your silly relationships last forever? So, enjoy your sex partners all you can in this short life and do not feel guilty about cheating on one, because the word cheating doesn’t exist in a life-cherisher’s life.

Each of the Christian Minister who talks about being loyal to your spouse publicly and maintain a monogamous relationship has a very high sex drive and is found fucking random chicks in brothels when nobody is looking. Don’t listen to these guys, they are as phony as Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton.

Monogamy is really something unnatural, impossible and harmful. It takes 18 months of regular sex (once a day on an average) to get bored of even the most sexually attractive person, the case differs for each person, with the people with high levels of hormones getting bored easily and a lot sooner.

As per my observation, weak sexual organs, weak willpower and weak mind go together, fortunately, I am pretty strong in all three and so are the top women in the Bokep Indo industry.

I am pro-abortion and pro-contraceptives, but I really believe that all form of contraceptives are highly underpriced while sexual stimulants are all overpriced all over the world.

Let there be Male Strippers

I believe that I have a wonderful plan to sell contraceptives in the Vatican. I also believe that this plan of mine can prove to be poison for the already dying Catholic religion.

I hate the so-called enlightenment era because of so much sexual oppression and anti-sex attitude of the elite during this time. Shit, ladies couldn’t even hire male strippers during these times in that part of the world where these so-called enlightened beings existed and operated.

Recently, a good friend of mine told me that one of the most famous American female pornstars – Mandy Flores has been paid 10 million US Dollars by the Vatican to talk against and leave the porn industry. This friend of mine also told me that Mandy Flores is a sex-addict bisexual woman who fucks around all the time, with both men and women.

This friend of mine also claims that Mandy is infertile and the women who have had tasted her pussy, tell that her pussy is much sweeter than any other pussy that they ever tasted. Perhaps, it has something to do with her infertility. Only Jehovah knows the reality, because he is the one responsible for creating all the pussies in the world.

I have a wealthy middle-aged male friend who claims that staying aroused all the time reduces your chances of getting cancer multi-fold He claims because of that very reason he regularly hires strippers whenever he can. He believes the reason why it is mostly the old people that get cancer is because they are mostly unable to stay aroused for longer periods, if at all.

Fuck a sex doll while watching your favorite celebrity’s deepfake sex video

I have had sex with men from around the world both as an escort and as a regular horny woman. And I tell you that the Italian men have the best dicks that feel the best. I once told this to my ex-boyfriend, he started eating nothing but Italian food after that, but no difference happened in the way his dick felt in the next 6 months.

I never mentioned this on my blog before. Me starting to work as an escort was an accident, both my parents died while trekking when I was aged 19 and still in college and I had no other way to provide myself and study at the same time. I started working as an escort due to an accident, but only after a week, I started loving it, to an extent that many times I would feel that it was great that my parents died, otherwise I would have never got to enjoy so many dicks, but I would feel guilty about feeling that way immediately.

One client of mine recently created a deepfake porn video of mine which has been going viral and is receiving a lot of compliments. I am confused whether I should get it removed or keep getting popular.

I still don’t know who the guy is that published my video, but I highly doubt that it is the mini sex doll fucker, who does nothing but lubricates his dick with essential oils all day all night long, mostly.

My grandmother is 94 now and perfectly healthy for her age. She worked as a stripper in her early 20s and it is crazy how she never hesitates to tell her sexual adventures with different men to her granddaughters, especially me.

Turkish Superstar fucks like a pornostar since he got that hair transplant done

Aytekin Polat (name changed) is a very popular Turkish movie star. Aytekin Polat’s popularity and fame’s reason is his great looks. Aytekin’s hair used to be some of the best on earth, but things started to change when Aytekin turned 27, he started experience hair fall and by the time Aytekin was 35, he had lost 25% of the hair on his head.

Aytekin’s popularity was now declining instead of rising. Aytekin’s acting skills were much better now than they were ever before, but still Aytekin’s popularity was declining. Aytekin fell into depression. His wife tried to console him, but it didn’t work. Aytekin didn’t do any work for 1 year. His depression medications made him fat and ugly.

Aytekin’s wife then told him about Dr Oguzoglu and how he can revive the career of Aytekin. Aytekin listened to his wife’s advice and went for a hair transplant. Aytekin’s head is now full of hair. Aytekin is more popular than ever before and with his improved acting skills, he is more confident as well.

Due to his revived confidence, Aytekin is back to fucking like crazy again, it looks really something out of a PornBring movie, his mistress claims.

Aytekin’s childhood was one that you cannot consider to be ideal. Aytekin was very good at studies but he couldn’t continue his studies due to his family’s bad financial conditions. Aytekin started helping his father at his small Turkish ice cream parlour. Once a popular Turkish movie producer came to eat an ice cream to their ice cream parlour and saw Aytekin there. He saw a very good-looking guy with a head full of hair working with so much dedication and commitment with his father. The producer saw a movie star in him. The producer was making a movie on a guy that turns from rags to riches and he recruited Aytekin as the teenager version of the main protagonist. That was the first role that Aytekin did as an actor and the rest is history.

Perhaps your bisexual wife who you think is straight, is also a member of that lesbian chat room

I recently came across a notion that the ancient Indians used to believe that dicks and vaginas were divine while the rest of the human body wasn’t, and that’s the reason why the Hindus believe that the god is within us and throughout their history and to this day, they worship phallus.

I don’t know whether I have mentioned this on my blog before, that I am a bisexual. My tongue cannot resist a swollen pussy, and I personally cannot thank the institution of lesbian marriage enough which makes the sexual activity between two women such a pious thing.

I have been spending hours almost everyday on free online lesbian chat rooms lately and I am amazed that there are so many lesbian cam models to choose from on these websites, Black, White, Hispanic, Arab, Indian, Asian, you name it.

I personally believe that Freud was 100% right when he said that sexual suppression is the world’s biggest problem. I wish very much that he were alive to see that almost half of the world has become so sexually free. Everything sex-related is so easily available in most of the first-world countries nowadays and the same is the condition in some second and third world countries ruled by wise men and women.

My grandfather died long ago but my 90 year old grandma is still alive. I advised her to become a cam model recently so that she can get rid of her unbearable loneliness, but she said to me that she doesn’t know how to run the internet. Poor old lady. No decent man is willing to date her and the ones who are willing, she won’t date those in her worst nightmare.

A cam model introduced me to 3D Futa porn and it is one of the best things that I ever come across

I personally believe that having sex with thousands or even hundreds of different men or women, especially if you started indulging in sex before the age of 20 gets you addicted to sex to an extent that you start feeling suicidal if you don’t get a pussy or dick for more than a couple of days and that’s the reason why all the pious and respected religious figures were all for monogamy and against adultery.

I still remember how hesitant how I was when I asked my first boyfriend for first sex. What may come as a surprise to many is that it was his first time as well.

I really believe that webcam is the most revolutionary invention after the contraceptive pills related to sex in the recent times. I really think and believe that I wouldn’t be as hesitant to ask my first boyfriend for mine and his first sex if I had a website like Chaturbate at my disposal. I have come across some of the friendliest men and women on Chaturbate and other cam websites where the models are more than happy to give relationship and sex advice to men. One such cam male model introduced me to 3d Futa porn, which is perhaps the most addictive and sexy porn that I have ever come across.

What may come to you even as a bigger surprise is that I had my first sex in a car and second by a beach.

I really think that the people who find or need a reason to have sex are complete idiots. I even know some people that need a reason to masturbate. Most of my male friends that non-hesitantly talked to me regarding their masturbation habits back in the college days used to tell me that they always took a wank believing that they will only edge but not ejaculate but failed 99.99% of the times. The rest used to wank to clean their pipes regularly. These guys used to believe that cleaning pipes from time-to-time is necessary in order to stay happy, healthy and testicular/prostate cancer-free.

Been fapping to cam dudes for decades but never seen something like this kinky couple

After having a sexy chat with an ugly man with a small dick whom I hated, I wanted to freshen up my mood and that’s when I recalled about this Tamil man with a 9.5 inch long dick who lives on the Island of Mauritius and I was fortunate enough to fuck her while I was there. He was one of the finest fucks I have ever had. His big dick, strong physique, glowing skin and sexual stamina were something out of this world.

I tried to find him everywhere but I discovered that he isn’t active anymore on any of the cam websites and that’s when I discovered this fuck-bird couple that goes by the name SexWeedandWhiskey on a live amateur couple sex site. These guys are amazing, so sensual and so great. I never tried weed myself and I drank whiskey only a few times in my life but I bet that the biggest whiskey or weed addict on this planet will forget all about his/her addiction after getting a glimpse of the SexWeedandWhiskey dude.

This SexWeedandWhiskey lady reminded me of the man I met in Oslo who loved French women for their accents and black women for their freakishness. He told me that his first fuckmas (he had his first sexual encounter on the day of Christmas) was so boring that he couldn’t help staying silent throughout. He also told me that once a cab driver tried to rape him in her most likely a stolen cab. The cops could never find that idiot although he told them everything that he knew about her and her cab.

I am going to visit Pakistan for business next week and I am not yet sure whether opening adult sites is allowed there or not. I am not going to fuck a cheap Pakistani skank gigolo and that’s the reason why I was worried about my entertainment there so much but now when I have found SexWeedandWhiskey, I cannot help but think about my time there when I will be relaxing in my hotel room after eating the popular Pakistani biryani and fingering my pussy to this SexWeedandWhiskey couple. I am going to drink a couple of whiskey shots before touching myself watching this couple as I recently learnt that buying and selling alcohol is now allowed in Pakistan.

Big Booty lover men spend as much as 3 times the amount of time watching porn during the leap year when compared to a non-leap year

As my regular readers all know that along with working as an escort in the past, I also worked as a small-time pornstar. I got to meet tons of pornstars (both male and female) while working as one, and I found one thing common in them all and that is that they are generally very generous and patient people. They are least likely to get offended by anything you say or do.

While doing lesbian porno, I used to love to be breastfed more than anything else.

I believe that all the pornstars, whether popular or newbies, are some of the most underpaid people in the United States of America when you see how much of the hard work they have to put in, especially the male pornstars. Along with putting the hard work, the male pornstars also need to put in the hard dick.

I have a male pornstar friend whom I know since the time I used to work for the porn industry myself, he wanted his freakish wife also to become a part of the industry but they wouldn’t employ her because she is too ugly. The husband wanted her to be a part of any adult business anyhow and now she runs and owns a porn radio station of her own.

This male pornstar friend of mine claims that he is more horny during the leap years, he asked his friends to keep a check on themselves whether they do feel the same, they really kept a check on how horny they were in the leap year compared to a non-leap one and they discovered that they spent as much as triple the amount of time per day on Big Booty Mania during the leap year compared to what they did in a non-leap year. They also observed that they were extremely horny during the full-moon nights, both during the leap and non-leap years.

Dubai’s wealthy sheikh is married to 4 young and beautiful wives, has fun with escorts regularly and cannot get enough of watching XXX videos

When I worked as an escort in Dubai, I met a local wealthy Sheikh who was married to 4 wives but still watched a XXX video before falling asleep to jack off to. He regularly enjoyed the company of female escorts (and maybe that of the males as well) and mentioned to everyone that porn was like an additional playground for him. All his 4 wives were aware of his addiction to the porn and escorts, but they all seemed to have no problems with it.

I really get envious of seeing so many elegant, pretty and slender women in the porn videos of this decade. Those who believe that the late 1970s was the Golden Age of Porn are obviously delusional, the porn was never as good as it is today and it was never as popular as it is today either.

I have met several male and female pornstars personally and without any exceptions, they were all agnostic. Last week, I met a female pornstar who writes songs as a hobby. She told me that she has ghostwritten for some of the most eminent pop, hip-hop and country stars. I have a friend of mine who is a small-time singer, I have provided her business contact details to him as well so that he can use songs written by her and become eminent and popular himself. My friend is a good singer but his songs’ lyrics suck and I really believe that this pornstar with impeccable writing skills can really roll the dice for him.

Inherited several millions, inherited half of it in cryptocurrencies and spent the rest half on Monaco Escorts

Lisa Liberachi believes in living in harmony with the nature. She is a very smart and flexible businesswoman who always makes exceptions for the long-term clients. She owns a real estate business which has a distinctive feature of the employees visiting you at your home and showing you all the pictures, videos and other information that you may be interested in for the properties. They do it in an extremely smart and effective way that I can’t even describe properly.

Lisa Liberachi utilizes the latest technologies and cutting edge marketing to ensure her real estate business ads are seen by a high quality, affluent audience.

Lisa Liberachi is a beautiful, passionate being with the eyes of sky color and natural big breasts.

Lisa aims to provide her children with excellent education whether it be the formal one or one about the life.

Lisa owns a liquor brand as well. Their liquor is most popular in the hotels. Hotels that have mostly upscale and affluent business travelers coming in for a stay. Lisa herself stays at first-class hotels which fall at least in the four star range. The last 15-20 generations of Lisa’s maternal and paternal family spent their lives in poverty and she knows how bad it is being born in poverty.

Lisa has a peculiar philosophical capacity and an ability to think freely and clearly the way most others cannot.

Lisa and her husband enjoy dinner dates, evenings at the theater and a nice personal time together. Lisa’s husband has invested half of the money he inherited in cryptocurrencies and the rest half he spent on a Monaco escort. Lisa is well aware of it but she is happy as long as he keeps providing her what all she needs.

This Democratic Party Candidate has been checking escort directories all the time since his wife has been away from him

I know a Democratic Party Male election candidate for the upcoming elections from Illinois who drinks his wife’s piss because he believes that it keeps him healthy and he also hopes that the same is going to keep him live longer. His wife has also got addicted to making him drink her piss. She was away the entire past month and this guy contacted me asking whether I will be interested in making him drink my piss, I asked him about why does he think that I am interested in such an activity, he told me that he saw me on an Escort Directory, that’s why. I told him that I wasn’t interested in such an activity, if he wanted some vanilla, he could let me know but he was only drinking in my piss and I wasn’t willing to give him any.

I have partnered with an elder friend of mine who recently became a grandmother as an escort. We have been working as a duo. It is my personal experience of decades that once you hire a duo escort, you never hire a single one, you may hire more than two at once though. It is a myth that once you go black, you can never go back, the reality is that once you fuck 2 men or 2 women at once, you can never go back. Me and my friend are hotter than the combo of Rita Daniels and Sally D’Angelo. We both have drained more semen than the amount of water in an average river throughout our lifetime.

Watching free porn videos is a better idea than performing any sort of massage on your vagina for sensitivity

I have been spending a lot of my time doing yoni massage lately and my pussy has become less sensitive rather than the opposite and it is time that I put full-stop to it. I tried doing it with both watching free porn videos and without any sort of porn and although while watching porn, it was better, it is not worth it.

It is a false notion that bad guys get more pussy, trust me, it is always the good guys that end up getting the most number of pussies, but it is definitely true that bad guys wearing badass clothes attract more pussies, but it is the good guys that get the key to those pussies easily.

I believe that the man or woman who invented nuts and bolts got the idea after seeing dick disappearing inside a pussy. He/she was the real cuck for sure.

I was born into a Catholic family but I love Protestantism for its libertarian views towards sex and sexuality.

As all my regular readers know that I worked as an escort during financially tough times and that’s when I concluded that the boxers and the MMA fighters might have a great stamina in the ring but they don’t last long enough during sex.

I am really amazed at the fact that so many guys and girls want to become pornstars but very few are willing to step out and do it because of several different reasons. The foremost two being that they don’t want their family members to disown or hate them and the second being that they are too shy to perform in the front of a camera. Both are stupid reasons in my view and if you refrain from becoming a pornstar because of either even after having an opportunity to, you are plain stupid.

My single nephew edges to the Asian MILF porn with the tracklist I compiled for him

One of the insights that I have come across in my life after traveling the seven continents and meeting different people of all sorts is that the tribal people love sex as much as the modern men and women do. It seems like there is no distinction anywhere in the world regarding this most natural and obvious activity.

I personally believe that we never had better sexual slangs ever before and we will never have those any better in the future either.

I personally believe that having a great sex partner is the best cure for existentialism.

I doubt that the dead tantric sex guru – Palm Isadora is the sister of the popular female pornstar – Raven Hart, but Raven has been hiding it very well. This is just my claim, and hence if you wanna answer or criticize me on this, feel free to.

I have compiled some of the best ever music tracklist for love-making. There is really something magical about this playlist that intensifies the joy of love-making multifold. One of my single nephews has been using the same to jerk-off to the Asian MILF porn videos everyday. I am working on adding some more tracks to the same and soon enough, I am going to start selling the same for $4.99 per user.

This single nephew of mine didn’t believe in god until he started noticing that how could such beautiful women come into existence without a god creating them.

Rich Arab industrialist got cuckolded by his Honda and Acura and their new drivers

As my readers may be well aware of the fact that I used to work as an escort for quite a time and during this time, I met different people belonging to different tribes, industries, countries, you name it. For the past 2 days I have been getting reminded of a Saudi Arabian industrialist that I met who donates condoms in Africa and India each year. He has always been a great fan of the Honda cars and he has nicknamed his first wife – “Honda” and the second wife – “Acura”.

One of my clients whom I met while I lived in Goa, India, has been a good friend to me ever since we first met, he still calls me from time to time. Last week, when he called me, he told me that MILFs with benefits are harder to find nowadays than when he was younger and I was an escort. He is well aware of the fact that he is not able to satiate his highly sexual wife and that’s the reason why he hires male escorts for her at least twice a week. She also has many younger friends with benefits, two of whom made her husband a cuckold like in a cuckold porn video, but he says that he enjoyed it quite well, he just didn’t like it when the guy made him suck his cock.

He owns a company that manufactures cleaning systems for car dealers and workshops and I bet that he keeps the pussy of both his wives clean as well.

The women of Khazaria used to have very big boobs and and that’s the reason why Ashkenazi Jews love big boobs porn so much

A big dick or big boobs is not something that you should be ashamed of. It is a proven phenomenon, that’s why all those chicks that shoot in girl boobs porn videos are so proud of their bodies.

It has been found time and over again for thousands of years that the philosophers have a smaller dick compared to the men belonging to any other profession and hence, it shouldn’t come as a surprise that why philosophers from all across the globe hated women.

If you have read my previous posts, you already know by now that I worked as an escort in Goa, India for about a year. It is funny that they refer to escorts as taxis in all over India.

I recently completed reading all the books that I could find about the Khazarian empire. I learnt that the people of Khazaria used to hit the puberty very earlier compared to other parts of the world. The average age for hitting the puberty in Khazaria for the girls used to be 8-12 and 10-14 for the boys, whereas in other parts of the world during that time, the average for a girl to hit the puberty used to be 12-16 and for the boys it used to be 14-18. Some people in Khazaria used to reach puberty even much before that but that was very rare. The Ashkenazi Jews still hit the puberty earlier than most other races, which shouldn’t surprise anyone.

I sometimes suspect that the Khazars are a crossbreed between Scythians and Huns but I have nothing to back that up.

I also learnt that until the Khazarians came in touch with the Christians, Muslims and Jews, they used to believe that all human beings are gods and that’s the reason why they used to worship penises and vaginas of each other.

My 6 feet 3 inches tall body got me more offers to become an Amazon pornstar than anything else

I have been getting offers to work for porn all the time lately but I have been refusing it each time. Sometimes I get confused whether to accept one such offer or not. I was recently in the New York City where I met the American President Donald Trump who told me that he is willing to leave his wife Melania if I agree to live with him and let me tell you that it is not a joke.

My 6 feet 3 inch tall body is what got the attention of one of the biggest Amazon Porntube networks too.

I regular keep fucking prostitute freaks, let me remind to you that I am not a prostitute. These prostitute freaks keep on telling me that the Polish and English prostitutes are the hardest to find on the face of the earth, especially in the eastern countries, they are non-existent. I wonder all the time that how much money I can make if I start a brothel in any of the Asian countries where I will keep nothing but the Asian prostitutes.

If you are a man, then let me give you a tip that women love to hear dirty words while getting fucked and hence, you must make sure to keep talking dirty with your woman if you are inside her. Women, you are not alone who loves to hear dirty words while fucking, we all love it.

I believe that the world can become totally free of sexual abuse if the whole world starts believing in free love. I also believe that I can become one of the best professors of sexology ever.

Hello real men with long cocks and fake men with tiny limp dicks

A woman becomes what she thinks about most of the time and I think that’s the reason why I have turned so sexy lately.

I am 46 and never married. To me, marriage is nothing more than a formal agreement and I hate ‘formal agreements’.

I am an accountant by profession with an experience of working at several different countries. I even worked as an escort, while I lived in Goa, India. There are more high class Eurasian escorts in North Goa than all the Eurasian countries combined.

I had a minor brain injury when I was a teen and perhaps that’s what is responsible for my insatiable, incredible and exceptional libido that you have never seen before.

I cannot comprehend how some women can lay down like dead bodies when their mind, body and soul is receiving some hot love from a hot man. I keep thinking about my sexual adventures with different men all the time while I am not at it. There is nothing more pleasurable than sex to me and several other women, roughly about 20% of them.

I love myself some warm and nutritious milk all the time and the guys that I regularly meet and my girlfriends, all know about it.

I have plenty of adventures to talk about here, including once when I had a cock too long and the guy was short as hell, it looked like each of us has 3 legs.

I am proud to tell you that I have enjoyed cocks belonging to over 70 nations by now and it has been a journey full of pleasure beyond words. I am very thankful to god for providing such an unbelievable pleasurable and happy life. My most favorite cocks have all been Czech and this may come as a surprise to many. I even once had the pleasure of enjoying a very popular Czech music composer whom I will never be able to ever forget.

I am not an antinatalist but I am never going to have kids and not because it is too late but I am too careless for that.

I love having sex in vintage cars and to me, an Old Chrysler is far more fun than a brand new Rolls Royce Cullinan.

I don’t know how the guys that I meet already know that I love to be called a Kittycat. I doubt that I have become way too popular and the random guys that I keep on meeting aren’t so random and I have become so popular that I am meeting men through the word of mouth rather. Whatever the case may be, I am getting to have fun nonetheless.